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"Who you calling a candya**?"

Fred's last lie.

Angus knew he was in trouble the moment he called her 'lassie'.

Cowboys in a Bar.

"Yeah? - Well i say you're yellah..! What'ya gonna do about it??"

"This place has the best happy hour."

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!'

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

'No standing while room is in motion.'

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

You got that beer that the monks make, didn't you?

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

Naval Veterans Drinking at Greenwich Pub

"A pint! I'll need proof, and that's human years, not dog years!"

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

Beers

"An everything Martini, please."

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

'-and you're living proof that ALL men are not born equal, runt!'

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

Best Before 5th Pint.

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

"I know my drinking limits.The problem is that I can never reach them - I simply fall down."

"Have you seen my dad?"

'Why would anyone order a pint of stoat?'

The Snooze Bar.

Men gossiping

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

The Reaper's Arms

"Another flue shot, Larry.

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

'We get our draft straight from the brewery.'

Just the one...