Food Brawler Mugs

Chef's duel.

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

Before getting a basketball scholarship, Jack worked at a pancake house.

"Staring down the enemy in the heat of battle! That is how sausage is made!"

Toxic Waste Lorry/Toxic Additives Lorry

'This isn't Armageddon... it's a bar brawl on a Saturday night. Let Pestilence read the map.'

Vegetables VS Junk Food.

Waiter' You betta stop that food fight, you SILLY fools! Here comes the Maitre D' !'

Whole foods versus 'hole foods'.

'It's one of those viruses that corrupt every damn thing.'

"Don't mess with that guy. He's a real hardwood."

'A fight has broken out between Dr. Who fans and Star Trek fans. No hurry, the likelihood of anyone getting hurt is very small.'

The final all-toast supper at apartment 5-B

'It looks like you need to eat a more balanced diet!'

''Pop'? In my part of the country they're called a 'Soda-Tart'.'

'Hello, police? There's been a food fight here and I'm afraid the cheese got the worse of it.'

"Don't eat anything fatty...you're not listening, Fatty...I said, 'Don't eat anything!'"

"You've really outdid yourself this time. A real masterpiece!"

"Stop playing with your food and eat your dinner!"

"Ambitions . . . never, ever to eat broccoli again."

'Enforcing the publish or perish rule, Dean McWit?'

Psychology in Action - on sale at $10.95.

"Who should I call first: 911 or technical support?"

"These soldiers are going to need artillery support to get into this egg."

Umbrella fight.

'Whew! Looks like the Tuna Surprise isn't much of a hit!'

'To help me stay on my diet, I've hired a portion control officer.'

"You started a fist fight in a bar, eh? We'd better cut you back on the male hormones."

"Who you calling a candya**?"

Food Court. Hey, a "food court"! Let's go file a lawsuit about Brussels Sprouts!

(Carl's Sports Bar) - 'Hockey Sucks!!' - Although Earl had made good on his dare, it would be weeks before he could eat solid food again.

'Now see, we couldn't have this kind of fun, if we met online.'

FOOD FIGHT AT THE OK CORRAL.

'Next time, I go in the bar to ask directions!'

"You've either lost the lid to the blender, or you're introducing solid food to the baby."