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'Bobby, help me mush this down so we can convince your mother it's a pancake tomorrow morning.'

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

"I feel like pushing the envelope this morning, honey, starting with a little grape jelly for that bran muffin."

"I just need help getting the pit out."

"'Well done' lulled him into complacency."

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."

"The food here is excellent- what time is breakfast?"

WHACK!

'I burned my fingers by touching the hot breakfast eggs, but next time, I'll peel them before I put them into boiling water!'

"She's losing a lot of cream cheese. We're going to have to cut her open."

(Mother Goose: playboy's Mirthful Master of the Macabre serves Up Some Strange Twists On a Clutch of Children's Classics.) "Is this supposed to be somebody's idea of a joke?"

"I warned you about those contortions, Mr. Dershowitz."

"I got the kids to try more vegetables by putting sugar in the salt shaker."

'I want a big breakfast.. there are a lot of contended female cats in the neighborhood this morning.'

"It's good to see that... ...Tia Carmen teaching Gracie valuable family traditions passed down through the generations."

"Namaste."

'Silly Billy - who told you that you could eat a cake of soap?'

"Don't rush me! I won't be much of a busy bee if I don't get my second cup of coffee."

'This corn's got dandruff.'

Fitz wasn't sure if this was a legitimate rescue or just more culinary trickery.

"Avocado...t-toast..."

Parisian Bohemians - Proprietor of a rabbit restaurant catching stray cats

'Did you know that cereal is the only thing with a prize in it?!'

Egg Armour Plating

'Well, lucky you! The chef informs me that his breakfast special today is blackened scrambled eggs!'

Curry for Breakfast.

Man in pyjamas walks into cereal cafe

Signs your breakfast is trying to kill you.

Instant human... just add coffee

'Ah! Breakfast in bed.'

'It's the same special as yesterday...'

'I was arrested for stealing too many artificial sweetener packets from restaurants.'