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"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

'Roger's busy making a cat-flap in the kitchen.'

Congratulations on your retirement!

FRY's FAMILY - Young Tom was always fiddling around with bits of machinery.

'Mom! Dad's eating my science fair project!'

'I burned my fingers by touching the hot breakfast eggs, but next time, I'll peel them before I put them into boiling water!'

Fixing the TV.

"Wow! The big guy! And what kind of B.T.U.s am I looking at here?"

'I think I found the problem.'

'And here on our left you see the sugary cereal aisle...a real crowd pleaser!'

"However good father's 'beaver-o-matic' was..."

With a little twist on the sidecar concept, Harold was able to ride his motorcycle well into his later years.

Lemonade Survey

Gracie tries to invent a shrinking spray and squirts Baldo with it.

"Norman's building a small Hadron Collider."

"Still it would be a great mistake to abandon your work on the perpetual motion machine."

Most of his innovative product ideas first saw life in his home studio.

'Andrew loves taking things apart and putting them back together...except he can never actually put them back together...'

DIY Store "I don't know why we come here..."

Diy section in library

Mowing manual.

Man sticking matchsticks together for Bryant and May

Blank canvas on easel is sculptor's model.

Artist paints UNDO icon onto canvas.

'I'll put one end of the hose in your pool...you take the other end outside...gravity will create a siphon and drain the water with no mess.'

Square Pegs into Round Holes

'If it's any condolence, these instructions are in five languages, so most of the world is as frustrated as you!'

Transactional Analysis - The Child.

"Use less powder. You're planting them too deep."

Muse/Museli

"The Graphene making process is working perfectly."

Dr Frankenstein's airplane.

Steel fabricator

Instant human... just add coffee