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'That's strange -- there seems to be a pop-tart in your disk drive.'

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

It turns out they don't go together so well,

'My brother's a proper cook - he's come as a witness'

Onion operation.

'I'm going to bake you a sponge cake...where do we keep the sponges?'

Soup Company: Chicken Stock, Beef Stock and Laughing Stock,

Hell's Kitchen specials: Lawyer thermador, barrister kabobs, litigator flambe, attorney tartare.

'I want a big breakfast.. there are a lot of contended female cats in the neighborhood this morning.'

'Can't we have something other than curry for a change?'

'You can do whatever you want, Herb, but I sure wouldn't take advice from a bowl of alphabet soup!'

'I wish you'd make those meatballs a little lighter; they hurt!'

"Honey, will you text grace, please?"

'I'm sorry, sir, but cheeseburgers are out of season.'

"The body is eighty-two-per-cent broth."

"Oh, how nice. You're just in time to cut the vegetables,"

'It's actually cheaper than the bait shop.'

"Don't rush me! I won't be much of a busy bee if I don't get my second cup of coffee."

"Why didn't you think of that before I put on the icing?"

Sometimes the 'Staggers-in-at-4 AM Bird' beats the Early Bird to the worm.

'This corn's got dandruff.'

'Nice Touch!'

"This sub tastes much better with some traffic jam."

"The trick to this particular dish is not letting your mother mess it up."

"The Blueberry Bagel, having triumphed on the East Coast, heads West."

'I'll have a BLT.' 'ASAP or PDQ?'

"You asked for the soup of the day, you didn't specify what day."

Headless Chicken picking out chief in a line up

'Blackened Fish: Cook until the smoke detector goes off.'

"I think it's the spoon you want, I'm a confirmed spatula."

"They're quite fatty, so to relieve your guilt I made sure they taste terrible."