Bottle Banterer Gifts

Wine Talking

"I'd say my favourite wine is the sixth one."

"Umm ... not sure what notes you'll detect on your palate, but it'll get you ripped."

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

"This stool shall pass."

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

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"I consider myself a passionate man, but, of course, a lawyer first."

You're bottling things up, aren't you?

'It's not worth worrying about. There's nothing you can do about it. No two quarks in a small region can occupy the same quantum-mechanical state.'

'Oh for God's sake just ignore it!'

"Sipsies?"

'The greatest wine in my collection? Why, it's my '45 Chateau Palmer and, oh, what a coincidence, it's right here!'

"This may be the beer, Zoloft, Rogaine, Cialis and Avapro talking ... but I feel weird."

A breakthrough moment for the Wright brothers. How about some wings with that?

"Pick me! No me! Me! Pick me! Pick ME!"

'You've had enough!'

"It's an agreeable little wine."

CartoonStock Upload"You are an all-round good guy!"

"Who's a pretty boy?"

"If I'd wanted to taste strawberries and summer fruits I'd have asked for fruit squash."

"I've spent the last 6 months teaching myself escapology."

'Hey carrot-breath! You still mad cause we ran you a little today? Hounds gotta make a living too, ya know.'

Man battles for his life against 'A Very Lively Little Red'

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Thank you for not engaging in pointless debates.

'What have you got in the way of a Cabernet Sauvignon for people who like Zinfandel when they can't find Merlot?'

'Stop me when I start extolling the virtues of socialism.'

'Mom, it's doing it again'

'Stand back! Let the wine breathe.'

'Did you ever realize that we're really drinking coffee out of large sippy cups?'

'What you look at it? You want a piece of me, is that what you want?'

'If they didn't want us around, how come they keep putting food out for us?"

"The reason I couldn't make it as a lawyer is I couldn't pass a bar."

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