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Wine Talking

"I'd say my favourite wine is the sixth one."

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

Wino Appreciation Group

"I consider myself a passionate man, but, of course, a lawyer first."

You're bottling things up, aren't you?

'It's not worth worrying about. There's nothing you can do about it. No two quarks in a small region can occupy the same quantum-mechanical state.'

'Oh for God's sake just ignore it!'

"Pick me! No me! Me! Pick me! Pick ME!"

"This may be the beer, Zoloft, Rogaine, Cialis and Avapro talking ... but I feel weird."

"It's an agreeable little wine."

'The greatest wine in my collection? Why, it's my '45 Chateau Palmer and, oh, what a coincidence, it's right here!'

'You've had enough!'

"Sipsies?"

"I've spent the last 6 months teaching myself escapology."

"Who's a pretty boy?"

"If I'd wanted to taste strawberries and summer fruits I'd have asked for fruit squash."

CartoonStock Upload"You are an all-round good guy!"

'Hey carrot-breath! You still mad cause we ran you a little today? Hounds gotta make a living too, ya know.'

'Stand back! Let the wine breathe.'

Man battles for his life against 'A Very Lively Little Red'

Special Euro 2020 Menu: Humble Pie

'Did you ever realize that we're really drinking coffee out of large sippy cups?'

Thank you for not engaging in pointless debates.

'Stop me when I start extolling the virtues of socialism.'

'What have you got in the way of a Cabernet Sauvignon for people who like Zinfandel when they can't find Merlot?'

'What you look at it? You want a piece of me, is that what you want?'

'If they didn't want us around, how come they keep putting food out for us?"

"The reason I couldn't make it as a lawyer is I couldn't pass a bar."

Official Whore Artist/Official Piss Artist

"Yeah, our first album went vinyl."