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'Did you ever realize that we're really drinking coffee out of large sippy cups?'

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

"This stool shall pass."

Wine Talking

'It's not worth worrying about. There's nothing you can do about it. No two quarks in a small region can occupy the same quantum-mechanical state.'

"Sipsies?"

"This may be the beer, Zoloft, Rogaine, Cialis and Avapro talking ... but I feel weird."

A breakthrough moment for the Wright brothers. How about some wings with that?

"I'd say my favourite wine is the sixth one."

'You've had enough!'

Musical Accidents

"Let's just agree to disagree." "I suggested that first!"

Beer companies merge.

Vancouver and its coffee drinkers.

'My opinion, right or wrong!'

CartoonStock Upload"You are an all-round good guy!"

'They must be trash fish!'

"You mock, sir—you mock a sport storied and beloved. I, sir, pity you."

'Hey carrot-breath! You still mad cause we ran you a little today? Hounds gotta make a living too, ya know.'

The world of Freudian slips...

Special Euro 2020 Menu: Humble Pie

Grange Hildegard.

'Stop me when I start extolling the virtues of socialism.'

'What you look at it? You want a piece of me, is that what you want?'

'Do you believe we return in another form when our time is through?'

"I'd feel a lot better if I had $41,568,946 in my checking account."

"I'm saving my abstinence for marriage."

Official Whore Artist/Official Piss Artist

"Plus cute. Did I mention extremely cute, for a fusion chef?"

"It's the big guy."

'Sorry, no carbs.'

'I, along with some of the other employees, feel you're abusing the breakroom.'

"Now they'll never know who's on first."

Yeah, but I hear she lays a mean Scotch egg.

'Let's face it Sid. In this pub a 'Happy Hour' is one without a punch up...'