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'Did you ever realize that we're really drinking coffee out of large sippy cups?'

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

Wine Talking

'It's not worth worrying about. There's nothing you can do about it. No two quarks in a small region can occupy the same quantum-mechanical state.'

"Sipsies?"

'You've had enough!'

"This may be the beer, Zoloft, Rogaine, Cialis and Avapro talking ... but I feel weird."

"I'd say my favourite wine is the sixth one."

Musical Accidents

"Let's just agree to disagree." "I suggested that first!"

Beer companies merge.

CartoonStock Upload"You are an all-round good guy!"

Vancouver and its coffee drinkers.

'My opinion, right or wrong!'

'They must be trash fish!'

"You mock, sir—you mock a sport storied and beloved. I, sir, pity you."

The world of Freudian slips...

'Hey carrot-breath! You still mad cause we ran you a little today? Hounds gotta make a living too, ya know.'

Special Euro 2020 Menu: Humble Pie

Grange Hildegard.

'Stop me when I start extolling the virtues of socialism.'

'What you look at it? You want a piece of me, is that what you want?'

'Do you believe we return in another form when our time is through?'

"Plus cute. Did I mention extremely cute, for a fusion chef?"

"I'm saving my abstinence for marriage."

"I'd feel a lot better if I had $41,568,946 in my checking account."

"It's the big guy."

Official Whore Artist/Official Piss Artist

'Sorry, no carbs.'

'I, along with some of the other employees, feel you're abusing the breakroom.'

'Ha, water from the sky indeed. What's next, I wonder? Colors in the sky in the shape of an arc? This guy's a real whack job."

"Now they'll never know who's on first."

'Let's face it Sid. In this pub a 'Happy Hour' is one without a punch up...'