Baby Aficionado Pillows

Uterus: One size fits all.

Gifts for a cloned baby!

"Someday she'll solve the world's problems."

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

'and remember delivery is free if it happens in a half hour!'

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

'Do I like kids? You bet I do: I deliver babies for a living...'

'Congratulations! It's a bouncing baby boy!'

In utero...boy, THOSE were the days!

I love my family!

"The moral of the story, honey, is that being a celebrity does not make you a credible children’s book author."

"...for a canal I thought that was unusually short."

'Wow! That was quite some push Mrs Smith...'

'No, I don't think it a cute idea! Get rid of him and turn in your supervisor's uniform!'

A pregnant woman wears a shirt that says "Baby"with an arrow pointing down, while a mother holds a baby that is an arrow pointing up.

"Have you met my bodyguard?"

'Hey, big deal! We're all new kids on the block!'

Maternity Ward

'How many fingers do you see?'

"Congratulations! It's a pain in the ass."

'Listen! It kicked again right here. I swear it's not appendicitis!'

"Give her some space! She's overdosing on baby talk!"

'He was getting too heavy to carry around in my pouch.'

Bouncing baby

Lemming mothers

"Sure, helicopter parenting is bad but drone parenting is way worse."

'I think it may be a limited edition.'

'We got Spot and Fluffy when it rained cats and dogs. You came in a baby shower.'