Baby Audiophiles Pillows

Lady Goo Goo Gaga.

Baby Piano

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

Trombone emerges from pram. Mother says: 'I'm a firm believer in starting them young.'

At the rock concert...

'and remember delivery is free if it happens in a half hour!'

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

Whoa

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

'Do I like kids? You bet I do: I deliver babies for a living...'

In utero...boy, THOSE were the days!

'Congratulations! It's a bouncing baby boy!'

"...for a canal I thought that was unusually short."

'Wow! That was quite some push Mrs Smith...'

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

A pregnant woman wears a shirt that says "Baby"with an arrow pointing down, while a mother holds a baby that is an arrow pointing up.

"Did you notice how the cables never get tangled!"

Man Plugged Into His Stereo.

"WOW...this 50.1 theatre sound system makes you feel you're actually in the movie!"

'No, I don't think it a cute idea! Get rid of him and turn in your supervisor's uniform!'

Maternity Ward

'I knew you would come crawling back.'

Uterus: One size fits all.

'Listen! It kicked again right here. I swear it's not appendicitis!'

Fear and Loathing in Hi-Fi Land.

'How many fingers do you see?'

Babble. Pbl. Babama. Bbb. Brb. Bod.

Bouncing baby

Couple sharing earbuds.

She never said "Da-da." She went right to "data."

'We got Spot and Fluffy when it rained cats and dogs. You came in a baby shower.'