Baby Audiophiles Prints

Baby Piano

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

Trombone emerges from pram. Mother says: 'I'm a firm believer in starting them young.'

At the rock concert...

'and remember delivery is free if it happens in a half hour!'

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

'Congratulations! It's a bouncing baby boy!'

In utero...boy, THOSE were the days!

"...for a canal I thought that was unusually short."

'Do I like kids? You bet I do: I deliver babies for a living...'

'Wow! That was quite some push Mrs Smith...'

A pregnant woman wears a shirt that says "Baby"with an arrow pointing down, while a mother holds a baby that is an arrow pointing up.

"WOW...this 50.1 theatre sound system makes you feel you're actually in the movie!"

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

'No, I don't think it a cute idea! Get rid of him and turn in your supervisor's uniform!'

Man Plugged Into His Stereo.

"Did you notice how the cables never get tangled!"

Maternity Ward

Uterus: One size fits all.

'Listen! It kicked again right here. I swear it's not appendicitis!'

'How many fingers do you see?'

Fear and Loathing in Hi-Fi Land.

'I knew you would come crawling back.'

Bouncing baby

'You're up the duff with a bun in the oven.'

Maternity Hospital

Music for car stereos