Quirky Audiophiles Prints

'Apparently the poor love's walkman is broken.'

At the rock concert...

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

"WOW...this 50.1 theatre sound system makes you feel you're actually in the movie!"

Man Plugged Into His Stereo.

"Did you notice how the cables never get tangled!"

Fear and Loathing in Hi-Fi Land.

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

Couple sharing earbuds.

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

'Okay, so it's not a violin, but he is playing our song.'

Music for car stereos

"We tried six speakers, then twelve, and finally we put in the Pittsburgh Symphony, yet we still feel something is lacking."

Ralph Stanley

A saxophone player reads music that says, 'Dade, dade, dade, dade, dade, deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee' with the eeeeeeees falling off the music stand onto the floor.

"Romance"

"Now that's what I call a sound system."

Van Gogh's mp3-player.

"Interested in some romantic punk rock during your dinner?"

'Our financial troubles are over, Edna. The fellas and I have formed a boy band.'

'Here is your new stereo. It's got a SupaDeep Woofer System, with it's high octane surround sound, I'm sure it will fit smoothly into your life. But for God's sake; don't turn it on.'

Air Pods.

No stopping. I'm binge-listening.

Here's your problem. You have an iPod.

Long necked giraffe playing long saxophone

'Quiet with your crisps please, I can't hear the film.'

Gramophone Headphone

"There's nothing wrong with your stereo. We just switched jobs. I'm now the tweeter and he's the woofer."

"They listen to weird music, dress funny and you don't dare go into the bathroom after they've been in there!"

'Hey, thanks for comin' out tonight. All these songs are from our new album, which was inspired by a recent trip to the grocery store...'

'Don't you think it's time for us to get a stereo?'

"Sorry!!", "What'd you say?!"

Must be one of those underground bands.

The Scream Painting