Baby Music Buff Pillows

Trombone emerges from pram. Mother says: 'I'm a firm believer in starting them young.'

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

Baby Piano

The No No No's

"That is an outrageous slur."

'She sounds like your mother when you told her that you were going to marry me.'

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

Piano Keyboard

A baby playing on a grand piano

Baby has used blocks to spell out 'SO VERY BORED'.

Yo! Emmett Kelly raps! (with ringmaster flash)

'At least I don't have his life.'

'As you can see, it's a boy and he seems to be doing just fine.'

Doggy conductor

'Don't worry, he'll soon grow into it.'

Stabbing an opera singer to hit the high notes.

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Earnest's invite had lied about there being a live band"

"Oh he also likes Wagner's 'Flight Of The Valkyries' played whenever he enters a room."

Car with enormous speakers, "I said, I love the speakers!"

"Wow! - That's bland, derivative and sooo dull..! It's gonna make us millions!"

Spiro & Pusho and the baby choir

"She's pretty smart. She already knows enough to spit out vegetables."

"Take it from the beginning. Act One. 'Gypsy.' 'May We Entertain You?' And this time, Mrs. Ritterhouse, without the Baby June split."

Bell Hop

The Corus.

'This next song's a little bluesy number about Ebola research.'

"This next song kinda stinks. I hope you like it."

Queen of the Night from Magic Flute

'I started whistling classic rock one day and now they won't leave.'

"Good morning team, I'm Jum Carter, your new CEO."