Baby Music Buff Gifts

Trombone emerges from pram. Mother says: 'I'm a firm believer in starting them young.'

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

Baby Piano

The No No No's

"That is an outrageous slur."

Michael Jackson.

'She sounds like your mother when you told her that you were going to marry me.'

I'm not saying I'm not a hound dog. I'm saying I'm not nothing but a hound dog.

Piano Keyboard

A baby playing on a grand piano

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

Baby has used blocks to spell out 'SO VERY BORED'.

Yo! Emmett Kelly raps! (with ringmaster flash)

'At least I don't have his life.'

'As you can see, it's a boy and he seems to be doing just fine.'

Language purists bring correctness to a whole new level, forcing a name change for Ireland's most famous band.

Doggy conductor

'Don't worry, he'll soon grow into it.'

Stabbing an opera singer to hit the high notes.

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Earnest's invite had lied about there being a live band"

"Oh he also likes Wagner's 'Flight Of The Valkyries' played whenever he enters a room."

Car with enormous speakers, "I said, I love the speakers!"

"Take it from the beginning. Act One. 'Gypsy.' 'May We Entertain You?' And this time, Mrs. Ritterhouse, without the Baby June split."

"She's pretty smart. She already knows enough to spit out vegetables."

Spiro & Pusho and the baby choir

McCartney art exhibition: 'The only reason they gave him the show is because he's got a famous daughter'

"Son, I've asked Mr. Puffer to instruct you on the finer points of classical as your new tooter."

Bell Hop

'Reports of my abstinence have been slightly exaggerated. . . I read somewhere that smoking and drinking are bad for you. . . so I gave up reading.'

"Wow! - That's bland, derivative and sooo dull..! It's gonna make us millions!"

The Corus.

"This next song kinda stinks. I hope you like it."

'This next song's a little bluesy number about Ebola research.'

Queen of the Night from Magic Flute

'I started whistling classic rock one day and now they won't leave.'