Music-loving Family Gifts

"That reminds me, I was going to get my daughter piano lessons!"

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

"Look Mommy, hat!"

Baby Piano

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

Trombone emerges from pram. Mother says: 'I'm a firm believer in starting them young.'

Michael Jackson.

Kangaroo - Mum dropping her ice-cream on Joey's head.

Dog and family arrive at 'Mount Ruffmore' National Park, instead of Mount Rushmore.

Multisports

'So, picture a family entering church in their Sunday finest, They sit down and suddenly,,,'

"Hey, Dad, I've been working on a song for our family band!"

"This is Dakota, Bodie and Scout—And our dog, Richard."

'She's a lousy cook, but it's great fighting food.'

"So, Mrs. Fessler, I understand you're a stand-up comic."

"Take it from the beginning. Act One. 'Gypsy.' 'May We Entertain You?' And this time, Mrs. Ritterhouse, without the Baby June split."

Baby Brunhilde

Loud Chorister

'Mum, stop reading over my shoulder!'

His master's voice

"Good morning team, I'm Jum Carter, your new CEO."

'Coming through a pet door isn't as easy as it looks.'

A cat composer

"Next time, don't rake with the dogs."

Skateboarding

'Hey, you eat with your face in the bowl, you're not house-broken, you can drool as good as I can and you're a quadruped... Mind if I call you 'Brother'?'

101 uses of a dead cat: chopping board.

Baby's First Opera

"...And somebody's been listening to my Berlioz!"

A breastfeeding child learns music

"Here comes your order of Play-Doh."

"If men are from Mars and women are from Venus dogs must be from Pluto."

I was a huge Beatles fan right from the start. I remember waiting backstage after each show.

'Thank you for joining me for tonight's slide flute recital!'