Baby Music Lover Gifts

Baby Piano

Baby's First Opera

Shepherd and eurydice

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

I could have danced all night!

Tut and Carmen.

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

Omara Portuondo

Impressing dad.

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

A Fairytale Update

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

Bank Loan Dept. Personal Business. Uh-oh, some loans have gone bad! A tennis pro defaulted and a novelist is in Chapter 7. The bed linens company folded and the scuba school went under! Are any of our loans still good? Yeah, the music streaming service is totally sound! And ironically, the lighting company is in the black!

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

EWE 2.

"And these are the Fab Four Noble Truths."

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

Romantic Violinist.

Triangle

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

George Michael

Trombone emerges from pram. Mother says: 'I'm a firm believer in starting them young.'

At the rock concert...

Taking a peek at the audience

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"Anachronism or not, it just ain't the fourth without the ribs and Willie Nelson."

Michael Jackson

Wolf Karaoke

'Good news. We're not Daft Punk.'

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.