Baby Concert Enthusiast Gifts

Covert night time recital!

A Symphony of Penguins

Baby Piano

Cimafunk

Felix Mendelssohn

Anna Calvi

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

I love my Timpani

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

Trombone emerges from pram. Mother says: 'I'm a firm believer in starting them young.'

'and remember delivery is free if it happens in a half hour!'

Tuning Up for the Air Guitar Competition

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

Freddie Mercury

"...for a canal I thought that was unusually short."

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

'Do I like kids? You bet I do: I deliver babies for a living...'

'Wow! That was quite some push Mrs Smith...'

Mark Knopfler.

Baby has used blocks to spell out 'SO VERY BORED'.

'No, I don't think it a cute idea! Get rid of him and turn in your supervisor's uniform!'

A pregnant woman wears a shirt that says "Baby"with an arrow pointing down, while a mother holds a baby that is an arrow pointing up.

"I can neither confirm nor deny what this next song is about."

'After hours of rehearsing together, little Judy Barlow is going to play 'Three Blind Mice' while her father screams, 'Keep that racket down, will ya?''

Maternity Ward

Popera!

'Listen! It kicked again right here. I swear it's not appendicitis!'

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

'How many fingers do you see?'

'I was so embarrassed when you tossed your y-fronts on stage.'

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with a positive message.

"A gentleman would offer his seat."