Expectant Musician Gifts

Ultrasound: Mozart piped into the womb.

Pool attached to child's bed.

"I only travelled with my umbilical cord!"

Gifts for a cloned baby!

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

Same Day Delivery: "I wish!"

Mr. & Mrs. Stickfigure are expecting twins.

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

'A Caesarian? - But I want my son to be a natural-born citizen!'

Downloading Pregnancy

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

'Wow! That was quite some push Mrs Smith...'

'Your pediatrician? No. . . I'm your baby's college admissions representatives.'

'I felt it put it's little boot in then!'

'Oh, don't mind Jeff. It's just his turn to change the Baby's nappy.'

"Never Again." (bird sitting on a giant egg).

'Hurry up: We've sprung a leak!'

"Don't be so dramatic. You tell me you're pregnant every day?"

"I don't think we can keep our love a secret for much longer dear"

'She looks just like you when you were that age.'

'Trust me, the term 'blissfully pregnant' is an oxymoron.'

'I couldn't imagine bringing a child into the current fiscal-cliffy world.'

'Yeah, bit how does the stork get into the maternity room?'

Smartphone Sonogram

Baby, baby maker

"We've intended to ask you about it for some time, Doctor, but never got around to it."

'He's more supportive after his nap.'

Radiology, Cardiology and Fertility Clinic.

'Mom is feeling sick. She caught a baby.'

'Yes, technology has come a long way, but the baby won't have a touch screen.'

Alabama Traffic Jam