Expectant Athlete Gifts

Susan used her ingenious invention to carry on playing golf during the final stages of her pregnancy!

The Baby Walker

"I only travelled with my umbilical cord!"

Gifts for a cloned baby!

"Exercise ball? No thanks, I'm growing my own."

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

Mr. & Mrs. Stickfigure are expecting twins.

31. 19. 55.7.

Ask me about my litter! !

Push Push Push: sign on maternity ward doors.

Downloading Pregnancy

"Soon you'll be sucking your thumb AND tying your shoes...they call it multitasking."

The Complete Book of Baby Names. Oooh, what do you think of 110101110110? Isn't that cute?

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

'Wow! That was quite some push Mrs Smith...'

Sperm Whale.

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

'Oh, don't mind Jeff. It's just his turn to change the Baby's nappy.'

'Hurry up: We've sprung a leak!'

"I don't think we can keep our love a secret for much longer dear"

'She looks just like you when you were that age.'

"Don't be so dramatic. You tell me you're pregnant every day?"

'I couldn't imagine bringing a child into the current fiscal-cliffy world.'

"Is the Itsy Bitsy Spider obsessive-compulsive?"

'Yeah, bit how does the stork get into the maternity room?'

Baby, baby maker

"We've intended to ask you about it for some time, Doctor, but never got around to it."

'He's more supportive after his nap.'

Radiology, Cardiology and Fertility Clinic.

'Mom is feeling sick. She caught a baby.'

'Look. A mom with a handy carrying case.'

Alabama Traffic Jam

'Yes, technology has come a long way, but the baby won't have a touch screen.'

Junior Doctor.