Expectant Superstars Gifts

Stuff You Do In Pre-natel Class.

Gifts for a cloned baby!

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

Mr. & Mrs. Stickfigure are expecting twins.

Ask me about my litter! !

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

Downloading Pregnancy

The Complete Book of Baby Names. Oooh, what do you think of 110101110110? Isn't that cute?

'Wow! That was quite some push Mrs Smith...'

Sperm Whale.

'Oh, don't mind Jeff. It's just his turn to change the Baby's nappy.'

"What do you want to be when you blow up?"

'Hurry up: We've sprung a leak!'

"I don't think we can keep our love a secret for much longer dear"

'She looks just like you when you were that age.'

"Don't be so dramatic. You tell me you're pregnant every day?"

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'Don't you know who I am?...I've decided to pursue a career as a celebrity, so I'm developing the basic language skills used in the industry.'

'I couldn't imagine bringing a child into the current fiscal-cliffy world.'

'Yeah, bit how does the stork get into the maternity room?'

Smartphone Sonogram

Parents start infant on the way to fame.

Baby, baby maker

"We've intended to ask you about it for some time, Doctor, but never got around to it."

'He's more supportive after his nap.'

Radiology, Cardiology and Fertility Clinic.

'Mom is feeling sick. She caught a baby.'

'Look. A mom with a handy carrying case.'

"If there is no more American Idol what am I going to do to become famous?"

Alabama Traffic Jam

'Yes, technology has come a long way, but the baby won't have a touch screen.'

'Your stork story got me to thinking, Dad -- wouldn't it be simpler if people just did it like dogs and cats do?'

Woman Window Shops For A Baby Book