Expecting Executives Gifts

"All this stuff? I'm meeting for two now."

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

Downloading Pregnancy

Unrealistic expectations tend to lead to disappointment. . .

Smartphone Sonogram

'I just happened to be in the right place at the right time to make CEO.'

'I've had some strange cravings during my pregnancy. Such as the one to strangle my husband.'

"It looked different on the internet."

Pregnancy and Laptops

Fortune teller predicts a bigger family for worried parents.

"It took years of hard work to get my colleagues to expect nothing from me."

"I hate to be a dream snatcher but your baby is going to be just average."

"Well, if I can't get an increase based on merit, how about one based on the cost of living beyond my means?"

"Shouldn't be long before we're at the top."

Already overworked at the Vlasic Plant, an exhausted stork shatters a young couple's dreams,

"At which trimester will I be able to communicate with my baby via text?"

"It must be hereditary. My mom got pregnant too!!"

Susan used her ingenious invention to carry on playing golf during the final stages of her pregnancy!

"It looked better when I saw it on Instagram."

"This is your portfolio. Fill it."

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'Baby trying to break out'

"I enjoyed your request for a raise. I've seldom read a more aspirational document."

Pregnant Women buy Clown Clothes because they fit.

'Well there hasn't been a ring yet! But he did say that we were going to look at bridle wear - so, I know what that means. . . he loves me, Joanne.'

How humans are born.

The Next Big Thing/ The Next Best Thing.

Pregnant woman doing exercises.

"If you do not wish to know the results look away now..."