Future Ceo Baby Gifts

"This is your portfolio. Fill it."

'He got a raise but not enough to help him clear the fence.'

'We're under capitalized. As soon as we reach the break even point we'll buy a lemon.'

'I guess there are lots of rotten jobs, Gramma...I hope I don't have to clean the taco hut forever.'

'He had a meteoric rise to the top.'

'I'm sure that you are highly qualified. It's just that we're not hiring anyone at the third grade level.'

'The school computers are six months old. How can I be expected to be competitive in the job market if I'm trained on obsolete equipment?'

I need to set upmy own company.

'...And for the low visibility positions we can bring people on board who can, you know...do things.'

"Still believe leaders are born not developed?"

"I hope you're not going to let this I.P.O. affect your grades."

'When will I be old enough to have my own people?'

'Keep asking for more allowance. It's good practice for negotiating future stock and option grants.'

"When I grow up, I'm going to be a suit."

"I'm Kurt... this brochure will explain the rest."

"So a play date next Tuesday, okay? Have your people call my people to set it up."

"You're just gaming down there? Shouldn't you be issuing your first IPO for some billion dollar internet enterprise you've created?"

Businessman with briefcase pushes stroller with baby and its briefcase.

A young boy sits behind a lemonade stand with a sign that reads "Lemonade 25¢ - Jay Antosh, Chief Executive Officer".

'Interesting. At first, I didn't pick her as dominant.' - Child chairs meeting at Toys Inc.

'If I'd had someone to help me when I started, I might have made CEO...actually, I did make CEO, but you know what I mean.'

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, NOW HIRING, 'Okay, you're hired -- now, I want you to forget everything you learned in pre-school.'

"Sometimes, when business is brisk, I have to settle for no nap at all."

"I plan on keeping this off my resume!"

"All this stuff? I'm meeting for two now."

'My God! It's Hastings, Van Witten, Rosten and Traver, Inc!'

'I'd love to play house, Kevin, but I've got a business to run.'

Kid selling lemonade has a picture of the founder: himself

'I'd like to be one of those people who sets targets for other people.'

Student about Biz Quick class: 'It's bite-size information in a 15 minute class that teaches you how to roll in the dough.'

'Very impressive. Do you have any post-kindergarten education?'

'Yes, I am looking for an ambitious person and no,I don't have any plans to retire in the near future.'

"You'll get used to that drone following you around. The good news is it will be gone once your internship is over."

"This grade doesn't fit into my five-year plan!"

"Is there any way we can skip right to adulthood and start being in charge?"