Future Ceo Dreamer Gifts

"Someday I'll hire lots of smart people to work for me."

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

'He got a raise but not enough to help him clear the fence.'

'We're under capitalized. As soon as we reach the break even point we'll buy a lemon.'

'The good news is we're projecting a profit. The bad news is none of us will be alive then.'

'I guess there are lots of rotten jobs, Gramma...I hope I don't have to clean the taco hut forever.'

Lemonade Inc.

'I'm sure that you are highly qualified. It's just that we're not hiring anyone at the third grade level.'

'The school computers are six months old. How can I be expected to be competitive in the job market if I'm trained on obsolete equipment?'

"I want to make it before I hit thirty."

I need to set upmy own company.

'...And for the low visibility positions we can bring people on board who can, you know...do things.'

'I have everything a man could want - But I've still managed to hang onto my petty ambitions.'

'When will I be old enough to have my own people?'

"Still believe leaders are born not developed?"

'Dude, touring with a punk rock band was fun, but what I'd really like to do is be CEO of a fortune 500 company.'

'Keep asking for more allowance. It's good practice for negotiating future stock and option grants.'

"When I grow up, I'm going to be a suit."

"I'm Kurt... this brochure will explain the rest."

Businessman with briefcase pushes stroller with baby and its briefcase.

'I want to see more blue sky thinking.'

A young boy sits behind a lemonade stand with a sign that reads "Lemonade 25¢ - Jay Antosh, Chief Executive Officer".

"You're just gaming down there? Shouldn't you be issuing your first IPO for some billion dollar internet enterprise you've created?"

"Being my own boss sounds fun but I wouldn't be able to motivate myself."

'Interesting. At first, I didn't pick her as dominant.' - Child chairs meeting at Toys Inc.

'If I'd had someone to help me when I started, I might have made CEO...actually, I did make CEO, but you know what I mean.'

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, NOW HIRING, 'Okay, you're hired -- now, I want you to forget everything you learned in pre-school.'

"Intrapreneuring chief- how about a glass on the house?"

'I just happened to be in the right place at the right time to make CEO.'

"It's not that I'm lazy. But I envisage myself not so much climbing the corporate ladder, as taking the corporate elevator."

"I plan on keeping this off my resume!"

"No I wouldn't say you're ahead of your time. More like 'outside of it'."

"Sometimes, when business is brisk, I have to settle for no nap at all."

'I'd love to play house, Kevin, but I've got a business to run.'

Kid selling lemonade has a picture of the founder: himself