Aspiring Ceo Gifts

'Do you know why we make the best dog food in the world? Because we know dog food!'

"Explain to me again why they pay him the big bucks."

'If hired, where do you see yourself with the company in five years?'

IF A MOO CAN RISE TO THE TOP, SO CAN I

'When will I be old enough to have my own people?'

'Don't worry, sir. It's common for upper management's new password choices to be rejected for being overly grandiose.'

'He got a raise but not enough to help him clear the fence.'

"Well, career means everything to me, which is why working here would be just a hobby."

'We're under capitalized. As soon as we reach the break even point we'll buy a lemon.'

'I guess there are lots of rotten jobs, Gramma...I hope I don't have to clean the taco hut forever.'

'I'm sure that you are highly qualified. It's just that we're not hiring anyone at the third grade level.'

'The school computers are six months old. How can I be expected to be competitive in the job market if I'm trained on obsolete equipment?'

Not thinking BIG enough: Nickel & Dime Bank.

"Listen Herb, once you become the boss and decide who gets a raise, then you can have a raise."

I need to set upmy own company.

'...And for the low visibility positions we can bring people on board who can, you know...do things.'

"Still believe leaders are born not developed?"

'Keep asking for more allowance. It's good practice for negotiating future stock and option grants.'

"When I grow up, I'm going to be a suit."

"So how much money have you made from your psychic hotline business?"

"You're just gaming down there? Shouldn't you be issuing your first IPO for some billion dollar internet enterprise you've created?"

A young boy sits behind a lemonade stand with a sign that reads "Lemonade 25¢ - Jay Antosh, Chief Executive Officer".

Businessman with briefcase pushes stroller with baby and its briefcase.

"I'm Kurt... this brochure will explain the rest."

'Interesting. At first, I didn't pick her as dominant.' - Child chairs meeting at Toys Inc.

'If I'd had someone to help me when I started, I might have made CEO...actually, I did make CEO, but you know what I mean.'

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, NOW HIRING, 'Okay, you're hired -- now, I want you to forget everything you learned in pre-school.'

"I plan on keeping this off my resume!"

I'm willing to start at the bottom and work my way up to your job..

'My God! It's Hastings, Van Witten, Rosten and Traver, Inc!'

'Man, I'm age 21 now and so far, I haven't done anything important. Things can't go on like this or I will have to forget my plan to become rich and famous by writing my autobiography at age 35!'

World Economic Forum

'I'd love to play house, Kevin, but I've got a business to run.'

Kid selling lemonade has a picture of the founder: himself

'I don't mind playing dead. But what I would really like to do is direct.'