Ceo Kid Gifts

You did a hostile takeover of the corner lemonade stand? Why not? It's operated by Timmy. He's seven. He's a big boy. By seven, I had three ice cream carts. Besides, I made his investors an offer they couldn't refuse. We'll split the six free espressos. Waaaaah!

"He likes it."

A child stands behind a stand piled high with snowballs and a sign that reads "Hand-crafted snowballs 25¢".

'He had a meteoric rise to the top.'

'You always bring me the same thing every year, toys games sports equipment. I never get what I really want!' - 'What's that?' - 'Real estate!'

"I hope you're not going to let this I.P.O. affect your grades."

"So a play date next Tuesday, okay? Have your people call my people to set it up."

A young boy sits behind a lemonade stand with a sign that reads "Lemonade 25¢ - Jay Antosh, Chief Executive Officer".

'I changed my status from LLC to LL Cool C.'

"Anyone who opposes my proposal lift an arm!"

"No, Dad. All this belongs to me right now. I acquired it in a hostile takeover."

'I see you plan to grow by 50 a year!'

"I'll pull in a six figure income."

So tell me, Junior.

"Didn't I just give you money for a start-up last week?"

"But on the bright side, we're holding our own in a 12 trillion dollar economy!"

'Since the healthcare legislation became law, our Little MBA kit outsells our Little Doctor Kit by a hundred to one.'

"This is your portfolio. Fill it."

"I don't mind him running his own tech company at his age. However, I wish he would, at least, dress his age."

'Dad, I've decided to make some money to supplement my allowance.' 'Good for you. Got a little mowing job?' 'Nope. A tip jar. And oh by the way, 15 to 20 percent is customary.'

"For my bat mitzvah, my dad is getting me incorporated."

"I'm aware of that. Fortunately there are no child management laws."

Two kids are selling iced tea from roadside stands; one is selling regular iced tea for 50¢ a cup, while the other is selling Long Island ice teas for $5.00 a cup.

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"We're shopping around for a new agency, and we thought you people might be interested in making a pitch."

'Now that we've merged, I'm laying you off.'

'It's your mother -- are you here?'

'Hello, Acme investments? I understand you can't start investing too soon...'

Lemonade Stand with Disclaimer: 'No animals were harmed during the making of this lemonade.'

"Business is slowing down -- I'll have to lay you off till next summer vacation."

'She may look like a little girl but she's responsible for one quarter of all our print revenue in children's consumables.'

'I had it outsourced.'

"As your parents, we hate to do this, but we're outsourcing your job to a kid 2 blocks over."

'Yeah, that used to be my place - my sister bought me out.'