Child Ceo Gifts

'He had a meteoric rise to the top.'

'It's your mother -- are you here?'

"He likes it."

A child stands behind a stand piled high with snowballs and a sign that reads "Hand-crafted snowballs 25¢".

Lemonade Inc.

$1: Family Secrets

Balancing work and family

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

'You always bring me the same thing every year, toys games sports equipment. I never get what I really want!' - 'What's that?' - 'Real estate!'

Acclaimed mother.

"Gee, thanks! What rate of interest does it pay?"

"I hope you're not going to let this I.P.O. affect your grades."

A young boy sits behind a lemonade stand with a sign that reads "Lemonade 25¢ - Jay Antosh, Chief Executive Officer".

"So a play date next Tuesday, okay? Have your people call my people to set it up."

Frank and Ernie's Lesser Known History. Lemonade. Custer's first stand.

Lemonade 5c Sugar Free: 'It sure is!'

"I'm afraid your allowance didn't survive the latest round of budget cuts."

'My mom is really important in our house. She's the cook, housekeeper, nanny, lanundress and the boss.'

LEGO profits.

"No, Dad. All this belongs to me right now. I acquired it in a hostile takeover."

'I see you plan to grow by 50 a year!'

"I'll pull in a six figure income."

So tell me, Junior.

Super express lane for working mothers only!

"Didn't I just give you money for a start-up last week?"

"This is your portfolio. Fill it."

"I don't mind him running his own tech company at his age. However, I wish he would, at least, dress his age."

You did a hostile takeover of the corner lemonade stand? Why not? It's operated by Timmy. He's seven. He's a big boy. By seven, I had three ice cream carts. Besides, I made his investors an offer they couldn't refuse. We'll split the six free espressos. Waaaaah!

"Head of household? Now, who would that be?"

"Oh no, we've got a jumper!"

Experience the regional flavors of 2163 Pigeonhole Lane.

"My school day was mixed. Big gains in history class, English was flat, math declined by a quarter-grade, and I took a pounding at recess."

"I'm aware of that. Fortunately there are no child management laws."

Two kids are selling iced tea from roadside stands; one is selling regular iced tea for 50¢ a cup, while the other is selling Long Island ice teas for $5.00 a cup.

"For my bat mitzvah, my dad is getting me incorporated."