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Two kids are selling iced tea from roadside stands; one is selling regular iced tea for 50¢ a cup, while the other is selling Long Island ice teas for $5.00 a cup.

"He likes it."

A child stands behind a stand piled high with snowballs and a sign that reads "Hand-crafted snowballs 25¢".

'He had a meteoric rise to the top.'

Lemonade Inc.

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"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

'You always bring me the same thing every year, toys games sports equipment. I never get what I really want!' - 'What's that?' - 'Real estate!'

"I hope you're not going to let this I.P.O. affect your grades."

"So a play date next Tuesday, okay? Have your people call my people to set it up."

A young boy sits behind a lemonade stand with a sign that reads "Lemonade 25¢ - Jay Antosh, Chief Executive Officer".

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"No, Dad. All this belongs to me right now. I acquired it in a hostile takeover."

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'I see you plan to grow by 50 a year!'

So tell me, Junior.

"Didn't I just give you money for a start-up last week?"

'My competitor down the street sasses his parents.'

'Since the healthcare legislation became law, our Little MBA kit outsells our Little Doctor Kit by a hundred to one.'

You did a hostile takeover of the corner lemonade stand? Why not? It's operated by Timmy. He's seven. He's a big boy. By seven, I had three ice cream carts. Besides, I made his investors an offer they couldn't refuse. We'll split the six free espressos. Waaaaah!

"I don't mind him running his own tech company at his age. However, I wish he would, at least, dress his age."

Kid sells Acai Berry Juice at stand free trial.

'Dad, I've decided to make some money to supplement my allowance.' 'Good for you. Got a little mowing job?' 'Nope. A tip jar. And oh by the way, 15 to 20 percent is customary.'

"Video game? No, I'm using the raise in my allowance to buy back stock."

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"I'm aware of that. Fortunately there are no child management laws."

"For my bat mitzvah, my dad is getting me incorporated."

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Of course it's real spring water. I got it out of this hose last April!

'Now that we've merged, I'm laying you off.'

"We're shopping around for a new agency, and we thought you people might be interested in making a pitch."

'Hello, Acme investments? I understand you can't start investing too soon...'

"Business is slowing down -- I'll have to lay you off till next summer vacation."

'It's your mother -- are you here?'

Lemonade Stand with Disclaimer: 'No animals were harmed during the making of this lemonade.'