Little Ceo Gifts

'I see you plan to grow by 50 a year!'

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

"He likes it."

'He had a meteoric rise to the top.'

Lemonade Inc.

"I'm starting my own delivery service. Is there anything you want to borrow from my Dad?!"

Tabletop Theatre

"If it's all the same to you, I'd like my allowance in bitcoins."

'This boy you call my son doesn't care about investments, economy and money. I want a DNA test.'

"Sorry, stock-market jitters."

"Gee, thanks! What rate of interest does it pay?"

'When will I be old enough to have my own people?'

"I hope you're not going to let this I.P.O. affect your grades."

Jeff's Smorgasbord

'This is where I keep my investment portfolio.'

"When I grow up, I'm going to be a suit."

"It failed the stress test."

"Two boys from legal to see you."

"So a play date next Tuesday, okay? Have your people call my people to set it up."

A young boy sits behind a lemonade stand with a sign that reads "Lemonade 25¢ - Jay Antosh, Chief Executive Officer".

3 cents glass - Exact change please, seller can't count.

"I don't get an allowance. I get earnings per share."

"The treasury has hacked into his computer and asked for ideas to solve the deficit"

'That's the first nickel I took in!'

Cat Boss

'Here's your lemonade and here's some descriptive literature about my franchising opportunities.'

Homework Done and Homework Eaten Stands.

'We're going to take a financial risk.'

'...but if daddy raised your allowance he'd be hurting the economy by stimulating inflation. You wouldn't want him to do that, would you?'

"My assets consist of a piggy bank, 2 teeth for the tooth fairy, and whatever change I find in the living room sofa."

'I hardly expected the federal tapering affect my allowance.'

Lemonade - Serving this community since 10:18am

"I'll look into it, but you're still in the first grade. Normally, they don't give student loans until you're in college."

So tell me, Junior.

It's time for a corporate shakeup. You squeeze, I'll stir.