Mini Ceo Gifts

'One day this will all be yours - and I'll be out of the country, and you'll be too young to stand trial.'

"Come pick me up. This is going nowhere,"

"I'm starting my own delivery service. Is there anything you want to borrow from my Dad?!"

Child's 'bottled water' stand.

Lemonade Inc.

"I'm aware of that. Fortunately there are no child management laws."

So tell me, Junior.

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

"He likes it."

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

'What a drive! Our boy's going to go a long, long way.'

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, 'I'm only seven years old -- I don't HAVE a credit rating yet!'

Four children playing the flute.

'I'm sure that you are highly qualified. It's just that we're not hiring anyone at the third grade level.'

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

Busking, "Stop worrying your father for money."

"I hope you're not going to let this I.P.O. affect your grades."

'When will I be old enough to have my own people?'

'If you don't learn how to sign your name, you'll have to pay cash!'

"We've made $7.50. Can we retire yet?"

"Two boys from legal to see you."

'That's the first nickel I took in!'

"Oh he also likes Wagner's 'Flight Of The Valkyries' played whenever he enters a room."

'When I'm a CEO on Wall Street this will make a wonderful anecdote.'

"I hope we can flip it before the tide comes in."

"I used to get toys as birthday gifts but now that I'm in pre-school, all I get is money for my college fund."

'I see you plan to grow by 50 a year!'

"I can't wait until we're older so we can get into the cannabis industry. At least then we can make a difference in people's lives."

"Why do I need more allowance? Because if you cut me off at 21, these are my prime spending years!"

"I want an eponymous retail empire when I grow up, Greg. What do you want?"

"When do you think the upturn in the economy will have an input in my allowance?"

"When I grow up I'm going to become president and I'm going to abolish homework!"

'I'd like you to meet our new programs director.'

"If you don't bring me what I want, next year I'll go straight to the manufacturer in China!"

'Dad, can I go over to Kevin's house and play in his cubicle?'