Junior Ceo Gifts

Bently and Son, Inc.

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

"I want an eponymous retail empire when I grow up, Greg. What do you want?"

"He likes it."

'We're under capitalized. As soon as we reach the break even point we'll buy a lemon.'

'I guess there are lots of rotten jobs, Gramma...I hope I don't have to clean the taco hut forever.'

'He had a meteoric rise to the top.'

Lemonade Inc.

'I know about the birds and the bees. Tell me about the bears and the bulls.'

'Jimmy Chang gets his allowance in Yuan, and his parents let him buy and sell precious metals...'

'I'm sure that you are highly qualified. It's just that we're not hiring anyone at the third grade level.'

'The school computers are six months old. How can I be expected to be competitive in the job market if I'm trained on obsolete equipment?'

"I'm starting my own delivery service. Is there anything you want to borrow from my Dad?!"

'The school. My counselor told me to make the most of it...'

I need to set upmy own company.

'...And for the low visibility positions we can bring people on board who can, you know...do things.'

"Still believe leaders are born not developed?"

"Dad, this is Wendy, she's going to re-negotiate my allowance!"

"I hope you're not going to let this I.P.O. affect your grades."

'I've been coming to Kindergarten every day for two weeks!-- When do I get paid?'

'Keep asking for more allowance. It's good practice for negotiating future stock and option grants.'

"When I grow up, I'm going to be a suit."

Businessman with briefcase pushes stroller with baby and its briefcase.

A young boy sits behind a lemonade stand with a sign that reads "Lemonade 25¢ - Jay Antosh, Chief Executive Officer".

"I'm Kurt... this brochure will explain the rest."

"You're just gaming down there? Shouldn't you be issuing your first IPO for some billion dollar internet enterprise you've created?"

'Interesting. At first, I didn't pick her as dominant.' - Child chairs meeting at Toys Inc.

'If I'd had someone to help me when I started, I might have made CEO...actually, I did make CEO, but you know what I mean.'

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, NOW HIRING, 'Okay, you're hired -- now, I want you to forget everything you learned in pre-school.'

Man looking at company organisation chart, he's at the very bottom.

"Jones is our go-to-thankless-job-guy!"

"I plan on keeping this off my resume!"

'I'd love to play house, Kevin, but I've got a business to run.'

Lemonade $500 a glass! 'I wanna own a Ferrari by the time I'm 16.'

Kid selling lemonade has a picture of the founder: himself