Young Ceo Gifts

"We're shopping around for a new agency, and we thought you people might be interested in making a pitch."

"I hope you're not going to let this I.P.O. affect your grades."

Robot Parts $5

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

Selling lemon latt�

'We're under capitalized. As soon as we reach the break even point we'll buy a lemon.'

'I guess there are lots of rotten jobs, Gramma...I hope I don't have to clean the taco hut forever.'

'He had a meteoric rise to the top.'

Lemonade Inc.

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'I'm sure that you are highly qualified. It's just that we're not hiring anyone at the third grade level.'

'The school computers are six months old. How can I be expected to be competitive in the job market if I'm trained on obsolete equipment?'

A child runs an equity stand.

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

"He's quick with the birds and bees stuff, but then comes the bulls and the bears..."

MUM! No one wanted to buy my cowpats

"There are the arts, the sciences, agriculture, and commerce. Stick with commerce, if you know what's good for you."

I need to set upmy own company.

'...And for the low visibility positions we can bring people on board who can, you know...do things.'

"Still believe leaders are born not developed?"

"The old tricks, young fellow, have served me well."

'Keep asking for more allowance. It's good practice for negotiating future stock and option grants.'

'I'm sorry, sir, but our happy hour doesn't start for another fifteen minutes.'

"When I grow up, I'm going to be a suit."

"Sales are up 38% since the name change."

'My piggy bank charged shaking fees.'

"You're just gaming down there? Shouldn't you be issuing your first IPO for some billion dollar internet enterprise you've created?"

"I don't have time for piggy banks. Can't I just buy an ATM?"

"I'm Kurt... this brochure will explain the rest."

A young boy sits behind a lemonade stand with a sign that reads "Lemonade 25¢ - Jay Antosh, Chief Executive Officer".

Boy in toy car talking on phone.

Businessman with briefcase pushes stroller with baby and its briefcase.

'I'm going to teach you the value of a dollar invested.'

'Interesting. At first, I didn't pick her as dominant.' - Child chairs meeting at Toys Inc.

'If I'd had someone to help me when I started, I might have made CEO...actually, I did make CEO, but you know what I mean.'