Youngest Boss Gifts

'I'd like you to meet our new programs director.'

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

'He had a meteoric rise to the top.'

Lemonade Inc.

"Still believe leaders are born not developed?"

"The old tricks, young fellow, have served me well."

'When will I be old enough to have my own people?'

"I hope you're not going to let this I.P.O. affect your grades."

"Remember, we're the next generation so try not to blow it."

"Sales are up 38% since the name change."

"When I grow up, I'm going to be a suit."

"I have good news and bad news, Tom. The good news is good for me. The bad news is bad for you."

'I would love to run for class president, but I'm concerned about the vetting process. I once faked sleep during nap time in pre-school.'

A young boy sits behind a lemonade stand with a sign that reads "Lemonade 25¢ - Jay Antosh, Chief Executive Officer".

What he lacks in ability and experience he makes up in being the chairman's son.

'Junior wrote his first memo today!'

Homework Help and Homework Eaten Stands

Pat My Dog $5

"I'd like a raise, I can't afford to binge drink on what you pay me."

'One day son, all this will be theirs'.'

"I'll pull in a six figure income."

"Better yet, let's call it a cure for the virus."

"Didn't I just give you money for a start-up last week?"

'This should increase our business.'

"Will that be for here or to go?"

"Would you like to buy a candy bar to help us raise money for our social security."

You did a hostile takeover of the corner lemonade stand? Why not? It's operated by Timmy. He's seven. He's a big boy. By seven, I had three ice cream carts. Besides, I made his investors an offer they couldn't refuse. We'll split the six free espressos. Waaaaah!

'I'm considering a run for class president. Do we have any skeletons in our closet I should first know about?'

"No fair, Shelly, you always get to be the pharmaceutical rep."

Sheila finds a way to supplement her baby-sitting income.

'I don't take no for an answer. I give it.'

"If the I.P.O. foes well, I'll be able to move out of my parents' basement."

Happy Hatchday, Sir

Motivating younger employees

"We're shopping around for a new agency, and we thought you people might be interested in making a pitch."