Young Executives Gifts

"When I grow up, I'm going to be a suit."

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'Whoever said 'The only thing we have to fear is fear itself' never had a room full of angry shareholders.'

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

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"He likes it."

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'We're finding out that those 'wrongs' we made 'right' were actually right after all.'

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

'He had a meteoric rise to the top.'

Yomp Foundation Presentation committee: 'Don't let the gong intimidate you!'

"Here, we do not procrastinate, we 'table' things."

"Oh dear...I don't think negotiations are going too well..."

'It's okay. We'll just push our retirement plan back a bit.'

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'Let's hope the new norm means that less really is more.'

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"There are the arts, the sciences, agriculture, and commerce. Stick with commerce, if you know what's good for you."

"Today we are going to find out if you can that leap."

"C'mon people! All for me and me for me!"

"He's quick with the birds and bees stuff, but then comes the bulls and the bears..."

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"A few years ago, you management gurus told us to downsize until the halls echoed..."

'When I say we all need to make sacrifices, I, of course, didn't mean us.'

"The old tricks, young fellow, have served me well."

"I hope you're not going to let this I.P.O. affect your grades."

"Still believe leaders are born not developed?"

"I finally cleaned my room. You don't think she'll look in the yard, do you?"

'What I lack in cognitive flexibility, I make up for in moral flexibility.'

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'I'm sorry, sir, but our happy hour doesn't start for another fifteen minutes.'

"'Start a company, make money.' Your business plan may be missing a few steps in the middle."

"We're to stop talking about 'budget cuts'. Apparently it's depressing for staff and clients..."