Young Professional Gifts

Motivating younger employees

"It's a nightmare being a young person with a job - everyone keeps staring at me."

"I'd like a raise, I can't afford to binge drink on what you pay me."

"The old tricks, young fellow, have served me well."

"No fair, Shelly, you always get to be the pharmaceutical rep."

'Junior wrote his first memo today!'

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"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

"I spent all day learning productivity hacks"

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

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'I'm sure that you are highly qualified. It's just that we're not hiring anyone at the third grade level.'

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

'Our little guy is busy with homework, or if we're lucky, some sort of social network start-up.'

"I'm starting my own delivery service. Is there anything you want to borrow from my Dad?!"

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"You were right. Building an online business empire is even more fun than playing games."

"There are the arts, the sciences, agriculture, and commerce. Stick with commerce, if you know what's good for you."

"He's quick with the birds and bees stuff, but then comes the bulls and the bears..."

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"Springtime in New York. Ah, to be young, in love, and probably making two hundred and seventy-five thousand a year."

"Still believe leaders are born not developed?"

"I finally cleaned my room. You don't think she'll look in the yard, do you?"

"Ms. Ray, you're getting a promotion! You're no longer my Gal Friday. You're now my Gal Saturday."

'When will I be old enough to have my own people?'

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'I didn't get the promotion. The interviews took place in the men's room.'

Two plans - one long-term and one short-term.

'I'm sorry, sir, but our happy hour doesn't start for another fifteen minutes.'