Millennial Professional Gifts

Politically Correct Snowperson

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

Fur Baby

"The old tricks, young fellow, have served me well."

"If I had known how adult her place was I would have brought nicer beer."

Meticulously prepared, locally sourced food served on artifacts of a romanticized industrial past, by people who take their fashion cues from daguerreotypes, to adults whose parents still pay their rent.

"As your new CEO, I hereby change 'deadline' to 'soft squiggle.'"

"We added it just for the millenials."

'Junior wrote his first memo today!'

Woke Jersey Shore

"I'd like a raise, I can't afford to binge drink on what you pay me."

"Yeah, I want a neck tat with gothic lettering that says, 'Welcome to a career in the fast food service industry.'"

"I moved to the Internet to be closer to my children."

"Avocado...t-toast..."

Child uses tablet to mark geographical location of donkey's tale.

"Things were really different when I was growing up. Childhoods today are much longer."

Captain Millennial

"No fair, Shelly, you always get to be the pharmaceutical rep."

Man bun tending

“Mom, can you come get me?”

"I think we have mice in the walls."

Millennial

"I just saw a hipster age perceptibly."

Motivating younger employees

"Emotional support person or not, you cannot bring your Mom to work."

Crybaby Millennials

"Whenever I meet somebody, I try and accept them for who I am."

Sitting Desk, Standing Desk, Leaning Desk, Sleeping Desk.

Metamorphosis: Nature's Magnificent Reveal

"If the average attention span is 8 seconds, why are most commercials 30 seconds?"

"It's a nightmare being a young person with a job - everyone keeps staring at me."