Millennial Professional Pillows

Nimble

Wifi in Hell

Politically Correct Snowperson

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

Fur Baby

"The old tricks, young fellow, have served me well."

Meticulously prepared, locally sourced food served on artifacts of a romanticized industrial past, by people who take their fashion cues from daguerreotypes, to adults whose parents still pay their rent.

"If I had known how adult her place was I would have brought nicer beer."

"Dude, Amazon is so popular they named a river after it."

"As your new CEO, I hereby change 'deadline' to 'soft squiggle.'"

"We added it just for the millenials."

"Have you considered vlogging?"

Woke Jersey Shore

'Junior wrote his first memo today!'

"I'd like a raise, I can't afford to binge drink on what you pay me."

"Yeah, I want a neck tat with gothic lettering that says, 'Welcome to a career in the fast food service industry.'"

"Avocado...t-toast..."

Child uses tablet to mark geographical location of donkey's tale.

"I moved to the Internet to be closer to my children."

"Things were really different when I was growing up. Childhoods today are much longer."

"No fair, Shelly, you always get to be the pharmaceutical rep."

Captain Millennial

“Mom, can you come get me?”

Man bun tending

"I think we have mice in the walls."

Millennial

"I just saw a hipster age perceptibly."

Motivating younger employees

"Emotional support person or not, you cannot bring your Mom to work."

Metamorphosis: Nature's Magnificent Reveal

Sitting Desk, Standing Desk, Leaning Desk, Sleeping Desk.

Crybaby Millennials

"Whenever I meet somebody, I try and accept them for who I am."

"If the average attention span is 8 seconds, why are most commercials 30 seconds?"