Millennial Communicator Gifts

"Then she was like...no way! Then he was like, I didn't know, right here? Then everyone was like, yo dude, it's blue!"

Wifi in Hell

Politically Correct Snowperson

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

Fur Baby

"He's an indoor cat."

Meticulously prepared, locally sourced food served on artifacts of a romanticized industrial past, by people who take their fashion cues from daguerreotypes, to adults whose parents still pay their rent.

"As your new CEO, I hereby change 'deadline' to 'soft squiggle.'"

"Dude, Amazon is so popular they named a river after it."

"We added it just for the millenials."

When it comes to texting, she's all thumbs.'

Woke Jersey Shore

"Hi, it's me. My mum's confiscated my mobile." (Kid talks to friend using margarine tub and string).

"I moved to the Internet to be closer to my children."

"Hey, Gramps. You believe in life after death?" "Boy. At my age I'm not even sure about life after my morning BM."

"Avocado...t-toast..."

"Things were really different when I was growing up. Childhoods today are much longer."

Man bun tending

The Potato Salad Society

Fables for the Millennial.

"I think we have mice in the walls."

"Hurry, son! The economy is almost at full employment! Better get a job before they're all gone!"

"So remember son, if you study hard and keep focused in your job you too can probably not quite reach the same standard of living as your dad."

Millennial

"I just saw a hipster age perceptibly."

When you get to be my age, you start to notice certain patterns in the river of history. You start to notice, for instance, that the winner always loses. What's that mean? Every great power defines itself as the opposite of its main enemy. Once that enemy is defeated, the great power loses its virtues, its unity ... even its identity. The great power then either creates new enemies, or it fades into history. (Yawn) Old people talk a lot. What I'm saying is, you were not my first "Rudy Park," and

Metamorphosis: Nature's Magnificent Reveal

'If you never learn to read you'll never be able to send or read text messages.'

Crybaby Millennials

"If he wags his tail, it's a 'Like'."

"If the average attention span is 8 seconds, why are most commercials 30 seconds?"

"And though he was but one, young Zach could fearlessly cancel with the strength of many."

Dumpster Chic....Hipster Chic.

Rosemary's Baby Turns Twenty-Seven

Millenial Peacock