Millennial Communicator Prints

"Then she was like...no way! Then he was like, I didn't know, right here? Then everyone was like, yo dude, it's blue!"

Politically Correct Snowperson

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

Fur Baby

"He's an indoor cat."

Meticulously prepared, locally sourced food served on artifacts of a romanticized industrial past, by people who take their fashion cues from daguerreotypes, to adults whose parents still pay their rent.

"As your new CEO, I hereby change 'deadline' to 'soft squiggle.'"

"We added it just for the millenials."

Woke Jersey Shore

When it comes to texting, she's all thumbs.'

"Hi, it's me. My mum's confiscated my mobile." (Kid talks to friend using margarine tub and string).

"I moved to the Internet to be closer to my children."

"Hey, Gramps. You believe in life after death?" "Boy. At my age I'm not even sure about life after my morning BM."

"Avocado...t-toast..."

"Things were really different when I was growing up. Childhoods today are much longer."

Man bun tending

Fables for the Millennial.

"I think we have mice in the walls."

"Hurry, son! The economy is almost at full employment! Better get a job before they're all gone!"

"So remember son, if you study hard and keep focused in your job you too can probably not quite reach the same standard of living as your dad."

Millennial

"I just saw a hipster age perceptibly."

Crybaby Millennials

"If he wags his tail, it's a 'Like'."

Metamorphosis: Nature's Magnificent Reveal

'If you never learn to read you'll never be able to send or read text messages.'

"If the average attention span is 8 seconds, why are most commercials 30 seconds?"

"And though he was but one, young Zach could fearlessly cancel with the strength of many."

Dumpster Chic....Hipster Chic.

Rosemary's Baby Turns Twenty-Seven

Millenial Peacock