"We added it just for the millenials."
Millennial Advocate Prints
Decorate their wall with an inspiring print that captures the essence of advocacy and creativity—ideal for uplifting those who champion change and lead by example.
Politically Correct Snowperson
"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."
Meticulously prepared, locally sourced food served on artifacts of a romanticized industrial past, by people who take their fashion cues from daguerreotypes, to adults whose parents still pay their rent.
"Fellas, I invited Max here to give us a fresh, millennial take on how to get out of the inning."
Welcome to your new English Class.
"Who's been nibbling at my kale house?"
Mentoring Unit: 'Go on! You can do it! You can be a mentor!'
'Hmmphhhh ... High on Life. Now that's something the government ought to regulate.'
The Boy Who Wanted To Be A Lawyer - "Father Desmond, we need an exorcism."
"Have you considered vlogging?"
"The good news is, the children in the district have strong writing skills. The bad news is, we have sustained a letter-writing campaign from the third grade."
'I'm not enjoying my childhood, I'm dealing with it.'
Make good decisions!
"We don't make cookies anymore - I'm selling Girl Scout apps."
Alcohol and Tobacco Danger
Adult Crime, Not Adult Logic
"I moved to the Internet to be closer to my children."
The Cheddar College for Extra Mature Students
The Minor Issue
Captain Millennial
Girl to mother: 'Don't call me a teenager. From now on, I want to be referred to as a pre-adult.'
'I just think everyone in the family should have the same rights and privileges.'
'Don't get me wrong, I love children. I'm just not ready to hire them.'
Adult Crime, Not Adult Logic
'If youth is so important why didn't god give the ten commandments to someone younger?'
Gen Z
"There aren't many jobs for teenagers these days."
"Emotional support person or not, you cannot bring your Mom to work."
'We're not called young offenders social workers any more. I'm a scum whisperer.'
Metamorphosis: Nature's Magnificent Reveal
"If you ask me, this multi-generational living is way overrated."
"Whenever I meet somebody, I try and accept them for who I am."
"... No, my parents don't want me home so early because they don't trust me... They don't trust you!"
"Do you think our son is growing up too fast?"
Millennial Advocate Prints Collection
Millennial Advocate Mugs
Explore our range of advocacy-inspired mugs—perfect for every millennial advocate who loves a good coffee or tea while making a statement.
Millennial Advocate Pillows
Discover our inspiring pillows—great for adding some motivation and personality to any space for the dedicated advocate.
Millennial Advocate T-Shirts
Check out our collection of advocacy-themed t-shirts—designed for the passionate millennial who wears their heart on their sleeve.