Millennial Defenders Prints

"Is this your latest response to every problem...'Let the Millennials figure it out'?"

Politically Correct Snowperson

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

"We added it just for the millenials."

"Somebody in Boise needs my help. Run a credit check."

"Tomorrow, we'll take on the tobacco industry."

"The season finale of the world is near."

"It's your turn, kid."

"I moved to the Internet to be closer to my children."

Captain Millennial

"I think we have mice in the walls."

"No, no, no! You're, like, 'I really, really, really love you,' and you're, like, 'Whatever.' "

"My parents said I could move back into my old room, but they forgot to mention they sold the house 7 years ago."

"So remember son, if you study hard and keep focused in your job you too can probably not quite reach the same standard of living as your dad."

"Emotional support person or not, you cannot bring your Mom to work."

'To stress heterosexual, we now get a merit badge for getting laid!'

"You there...comrade...turn in your guns and report for re-education."

Metamorphosis: Nature's Magnificent Reveal

"Quick, before the shock wave hits."

"If the average attention span is 8 seconds, why are most commercials 30 seconds?"

Rosemary's Baby Turns Twenty-Seven

"Then she was like...no way! Then he was like, I didn't know, right here? Then everyone was like, yo dude, it's blue!"

People ride an escalator to the gym.

"I literally don't even remember what we do here."

'I'm getting older? What do you mean by that?...I want a second opinion!'

The Millennial Game of... Life

"I.T. Solutions! No, I'm sorry, you've got the wrong generation."

"I hire millennials because the boomers can't figure out our technology."

"I'm trying to appeal to the youth market."