Millennial Whisperer Gifts

"I'm trying to appeal to the youth market."

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

Fur Baby

"If I had known how adult her place was I would have brought nicer beer."

A boy and his spin patrol.

"Dude, Amazon is so popular they named a river after it."

"We added it just for the millenials."

'These are very powerful tranquilizers for when your teen has he horrific tantrums. Take two of them anytime she flares up.'

Woke Jersey Shore

"Oh come now, darling. When I was your age, I felt different, too."

SEX EDUCATION, 'It's a crazy idea, but it just might work.'

"I wouldn't worry, at his age grunting to communicate is quite normal."

Sugar And Spice And Full On Drama

"I moved to the Internet to be closer to my children."

'Yes, puberty did put me through a lot of stress. . . but it was my daughters puberty.'

'Adolescents act like babies when they aren't treated like adults!'

The surrendered mom

"I'm sorry, but so far medical science hasn't come up with a cure for adolescence."

"You want to know about my day? Mom, didn't we just do this last month?"

'Did you feel that??'

'Son, you're too old for pester power, why don't you go outside and get some peer pressure.'

Man bun tending

Sometimes I worry about you, Axel. Teenagers are a big source of anxiety for their guardians. You don

The Potato Salad Society

"Junior must be in here somewhere."

"Don't roll your third eye at me."

"No, no, no! You're, like, 'I really, really, really love you,' and you're, like, 'Whatever.' "

"So remember son, if you study hard and keep focused in your job you too can probably not quite reach the same standard of living as your dad."

"Excuse me, Missy! Unilateralism has no place in this family."

"I just saw a hipster age perceptibly."

"I'll have someone from my generation get in touch with someone from your generation."

'I can't believe mom would rather clean the bathroom!!'

"You and Smiley can study for your biology exam with your door closed under one condition."

Why do I have to talk to Teddy? Because I talked to Twig about the facts of life. I was quite effective, too! How do you know? It's obvious. She's 15 and not pregnant! The fact she doesn't have a boyfriend might be even more effective.