Generation Whisperer Gifts

"I'll have someone from my generation get in touch with someone from your generation."

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."

A kangeroo and it's baby read books about understanding each other.

Children's education

Mother threatening to gag her baby.

"Where are redactions when you need them?"

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

Mother's Love

'We'll have him back on his feet and under yours in no time!'

"I've spent all night diluting our negative reviews on Yelp." "Really?" "Yeah. You know how you can usually tell when a business owner does that?" "They post 'reviews' that don't have even a hint of negativity." "Amateurs. Check out the negatives I include: 'House of Java Cafe. I hate it because it's so perfect, it makes the rest of my day feel inadequate.'"

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

"He's from IT. All I did was tell him I thought he was doing a great job... and he fainted in shock!"

Teacher getting the childrens attention by pretending to be on television.

"Hey, you guys, don't you remember? The big word here is 'compromise.' "

'We need to target the rich and stupid.'

'Well, look who has stock in Genomes-R-Us.'

A boy and his spin patrol.

"Tell the truth, Ezra. Does it look like he's being a more effective parent than me?"

"Do we have to use our inside voices through clenched teeth like you, Ms. Baker?"

Having It All

'These are very powerful tranquilizers for when your teen has he horrific tantrums. Take two of them anytime she flares up.'

"Our brand is about talking about our brand."

'I wish I came in a child-proof container.'

'I promise you we'll have him out of here real fast... we need the rest.'

we wanted to get rid of all the 'superbugs' but they were the only one's who understood the new it system

'Sometimes patients become a little attached.'

'The boss has decided to spend more time with his children'

A pediatrician with children hanging off his arms

"Oh come now, darling. When I was your age, I felt different, too."

"This isn't bad. Ten per cent all A's."

SEX EDUCATION, 'It's a crazy idea, but it just might work.'

Mind them while I go shopping and I'll give you 50 bucks extra!

Brad seizes upon a hot trend in marketing: personal pop-up ads.

"You're right... the babies are getting bigger."