Kid Whisperer Gifts

"Why can't I play with her now?!"

Children's education

How a Mothers Knows her child.

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

Batman at the Maternity Ward

Cry babies.

Mozart's First Movement - Baby Mozart is sitting on the potty.

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

'Don't worry. It's never too hot or never too cold.'

'The child is very illogical'

'They don't understand goo-goo-gah-gah. Dumb it down to WHAAAAAH!'

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'

"I said he's beginning to teethe...not tithe."

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

"Congratulations, it's a lifetime of penury and countless sleepless nights!"

Baby's first thought...Daddy's a moron.

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

The born comedian - 'I'm only two days old and already I'm using great one liners!'

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

"Same old same old. How about you?"

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

'Can you tell me what I've written? I can't read!'

A kangeroo and it's baby read books about understanding each other.

Human Behavior Institute. Out Experiencing Lunch.

"He's such a fussy eater."

Mother Nature

'Grandma, does the hospital charge by the pound when people have babies?'

'I'm not too sure about that.'

"That is one absorbent nappy."

'So far I've found out the doctor had something to do with it.'

A Tit for Tat.

"Study her closely...the laughing eyes, the dimpled smile...she's got 'em right where she wants 'em."