Generation Whisperer Pillows

"I'll have someone from my generation get in touch with someone from your generation."

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."

A kangeroo and it's baby read books about understanding each other.

Children's education

Mother's Love

"Where are redactions when you need them?"

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

Mother threatening to gag her baby.

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

'We'll have him back on his feet and under yours in no time!'

"I've spent all night diluting our negative reviews on Yelp." "Really?" "Yeah. You know how you can usually tell when a business owner does that?" "They post 'reviews' that don't have even a hint of negativity." "Amateurs. Check out the negatives I include: 'House of Java Cafe. I hate it because it's so perfect, it makes the rest of my day feel inadequate.'"

"He's from IT. All I did was tell him I thought he was doing a great job... and he fainted in shock!"

Teacher getting the childrens attention by pretending to be on television.

"Hey, you guys, don't you remember? The big word here is 'compromise.' "

'We need to target the rich and stupid.'

A boy and his spin patrol.

"Tell the truth, Ezra. Does it look like he's being a more effective parent than me?"

'Well, look who has stock in Genomes-R-Us.'

"Do we have to use our inside voices through clenched teeth like you, Ms. Baker?"

'These are very powerful tranquilizers for when your teen has he horrific tantrums. Take two of them anytime she flares up.'

Having It All

'I wish I came in a child-proof container.'

"Our brand is about talking about our brand."

we wanted to get rid of all the 'superbugs' but they were the only one's who understood the new it system

'I promise you we'll have him out of here real fast... we need the rest.'

'Sometimes patients become a little attached.'

'The boss has decided to spend more time with his children'

"Oh come now, darling. When I was your age, I felt different, too."

A pediatrician with children hanging off his arms

Mind them while I go shopping and I'll give you 50 bucks extra!

"This isn't bad. Ten per cent all A's."

SEX EDUCATION, 'It's a crazy idea, but it just might work.'

Parenting is... watching them sleep.

"You're right... the babies are getting bigger."