Gadget Whisperer Pillows

"It's a smart refrigerator that requires a password to open it. They always use one of our names. Their lack of creativity has finally caught up with them."

"I just got an alert from our smart refrigerator. It's pleading with us to not stick anything else on it."

Man in office smiling in delight as various office equipment dances for him

Jack of all trades

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

"The robots have become self-aware and self-loathing. Now all they do is write novels."

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

'Can you loan me *** till pay day?'

"He's from IT. All I did was tell him I thought he was doing a great job... and he fainted in shock!"

Two computers are having a conversation, but stop when their owner enters the room.

'In other words, statistics prove that statisticians aren't always right.'

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

'Tell me more about your programmer.'

The Complete Cycle.

"The toaster is sueing the sandwich maker over custody of the bread..."

'Decoding is often 1, 14, 20, 9, 3, 12, 9, 13, 1, 3, 20, 9, 3.'

'The computer can talk to terminals all over the country. Bentley thinks it's talking about him.'

"Finally, a co-worker who CAN handle Big data!"

Computer whisperer.

we wanted to get rid of all the 'superbugs' but they were the only one's who understood the new it system

WWW.World.com

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

The fax machine had stopped and they did not know why.

Cellular Plan

You will do as I command...'It had a power surge.'

"Sorry, honey, I can't talk now. I'm in the midst of some very intense negotiations with Bill Gates on the electronic rights to you and the kids."

'Sometimes, when I'm feeling unappreciated, I'll fake a system-wide data crash.'

'The light stays on after I shut the door.'

'My Turing Machine doesn't understand me.'

'He's had too much exposure to wi-fi.'

"He fights me when I tell him to take a nap. When I reword it and say go reboot, he doesn't have a problem."

"Yeah, I've been radio-tagged by scientists, so once a week, out of spite, I do something irrational just to mess up their data..."

Office full of computers and wires.

"I keep getting the feeling I’m being watched."