Tech Whisperers Pillows

"Need help with your computer project? I have 2 teens at home."

'Deep thought may be some time.'

'My Turing Machine doesn't understand me.'

"Nobody really knows what goes on in there...we're a faith-based organization."

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

'I'm also fluent in Geek.'

'Would everyone please phrase their questions in ones and zeros please.'

"Tech-support has confirmed it. Screaming and hitting the computer won't solve the problem. You'll have to try something else."

"The robots have become self-aware and self-loathing. Now all they do is write novels."

Hammer and chisel discussing what they've been doing, chisel says; 'Oh you know, getting into a few scrapes.'

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

'Can you loan me *** till pay day?'

"He's from IT. All I did was tell him I thought he was doing a great job... and he fainted in shock!"

Computer help.

Two computers are having a conversation, but stop when their owner enters the room.

'Tell me more about your programmer.'

"I made my first million tech consulting explaining the cloud to clients."

"It's the age-old question of our existence, Bill: 'Why does bad data happen to good computers?'"

'The computer can talk to terminals all over the country. Bentley thinks it's talking about him.'

All day I design high tech communication devices...yet at a party I'm lost without name tags.

The Before-You-Know It-It'll-Be-Obsolete Computer Company

"What a disappointment. When you said your dad was a troll, I thought he'd be living under a bridge."

'Decoding is often 1, 14, 20, 9, 3, 12, 9, 13, 1, 3, 20, 9, 3.'

Computer whisperer.

"The biggest downside of funding IT startups... is being called 'dude'!"

we wanted to get rid of all the 'superbugs' but they were the only one's who understood the new it system

'I'm sorry, but it's suffering from a terminal disease.'

WWW.World.com

"Companies know too much about us, listen...'You've earned 500 points and it's time you got back in touch with your cousin Emma'!"

"Blimey, he's not the sharpest tool in the box, is he?"

Cellular Plan

The fax machine had stopped and they did not know why.

You will do as I command...'It had a power surge.'

"I am a control freak."

"Sorry, honey, I can't talk now. I'm in the midst of some very intense negotiations with Bill Gates on the electronic rights to you and the kids."