Tech Whisperers Mugs

"Need help with your computer project? I have 2 teens at home."

There's some guy in the caf

'Deep thought may be some time.'

'My Turing Machine doesn't understand me.'

"Nobody really knows what goes on in there...we're a faith-based organization."

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

'I'm also fluent in Geek.'

With the popularity of spell-checkers, many people are turning to the new speech-checkers.

'Would everyone please phrase their questions in ones and zeros please.'

"Tech-support has confirmed it. Screaming and hitting the computer won't solve the problem. You'll have to try something else."

"The robots have become self-aware and self-loathing. Now all they do is write novels."

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

Hammer and chisel discussing what they've been doing, chisel says; 'Oh you know, getting into a few scrapes.'

'She seems to think I only have one thing on my mind.'

'Can you loan me *** till pay day?'

Computer help.

"He's from IT. All I did was tell him I thought he was doing a great job... and he fainted in shock!"

Two computers are having a conversation, but stop when their owner enters the room.

"It's the age-old question of our existence, Bill: 'Why does bad data happen to good computers?'"

'Tell me more about your programmer.'

"I made my first million tech consulting explaining the cloud to clients."

'The computer can talk to terminals all over the country. Bentley thinks it's talking about him.'

All day I design high tech communication devices...yet at a party I'm lost without name tags.

The Before-You-Know It-It'll-Be-Obsolete Computer Company

'Decoding is often 1, 14, 20, 9, 3, 12, 9, 13, 1, 3, 20, 9, 3.'

"What a disappointment. When you said your dad was a troll, I thought he'd be living under a bridge."

Computer whisperer.

"The biggest downside of funding IT startups... is being called 'dude'!"

we wanted to get rid of all the 'superbugs' but they were the only one's who understood the new it system

'I'm sorry, but it's suffering from a terminal disease.'

"Companies know too much about us, listen...'You've earned 500 points and it's time you got back in touch with your cousin Emma'!"

WWW.World.com

You will do as I command...'It had a power surge.'

The fax machine had stopped and they did not know why.

Happiness is a warm warm iPad.