Teenager Whisperer Gifts

Sometimes I worry about you, Axel. Teenagers are a big source of anxiety for their guardians. You don

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

A kangeroo and it's baby read books about understanding each other.

Children's education

"Young man, go to your room and stay there until your cerebral cortex matures."

Mother threatening to gag her baby.

Mother's Love

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

"Well, I've come this close to asking out Sylvia Sanchez. But I'm just an average guy! Nothing about me says 'I'm cool! Look at me!'"

'We'll have him back on his feet and under yours in no time!'

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

"Sure I used drugs when I was your age, but they were all prescribed for acne."

Teacher getting the childrens attention by pretending to be on television.

"Hey, you guys, don't you remember? The big word here is 'compromise.' "

"Guess what. School is presented without commercial interruption."

"What are you in for?"

"Another barnacle?!" "I was a teenage creature."

A boy and his spin patrol.

"Tell the truth, Ezra. Does it look like he's being a more effective parent than me?"

"Do we have to use our inside voices through clenched teeth like you, Ms. Baker?"

Having It All

'These are very powerful tranquilizers for when your teen has he horrific tantrums. Take two of them anytime she flares up.'

"I don't know...but it seems like nothing ever changes around here. It's like we've been 15 years old forever!"

"I mean, he does have a point."

'I wish I came in a child-proof container.'

"I'm in here, rereading the great poets, myself among them."

'That's o.k., Dugan - 'why do I even bother?' was a rhetorical question.'

"Darren Eggleston. I saw that!"

'I promise you we'll have him out of here real fast... we need the rest.'

'Sometimes patients become a little attached.'

'The boss has decided to spend more time with his children'

A pediatrician with children hanging off his arms

"Oh come now, darling. When I was your age, I felt different, too."