Rebellious Teen Whisperer Gifts

My daughter is a teenager. Her name is Kathrine. This is spelled T-R-O-U-B-L-E.

"Young man, go to your room and stay there until your cerebral cortex matures."

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

"Sure I used drugs when I was your age, but they were all prescribed for acne."

"Well, I've come this close to asking out Sylvia Sanchez. But I'm just an average guy! Nothing about me says 'I'm cool! Look at me!'"

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

"A major crime publisher is interested in publishing your homework!"

"Guess what. School is presented without commercial interruption."

A boy and his spin patrol.

"Another barnacle?!" "I was a teenage creature."

'These are very powerful tranquilizers for when your teen has he horrific tantrums. Take two of them anytime she flares up.'

"Darren Eggleston. I saw that!"

"I don't know...but it seems like nothing ever changes around here. It's like we've been 15 years old forever!"

'That's o.k., Dugan - 'why do I even bother?' was a rhetorical question.'

"Bruno, sit."

"Oh come now, darling. When I was your age, I felt different, too."

SEX EDUCATION, 'It's a crazy idea, but it just might work.'

"I'm training him."

'To maximize student achievement, the Feng Shui consultant advises one student per classroom.'

"So what's your definition of 'love'?"

"May I have your attention please???" "NO!!!"

Dog-English dictionary.

'I find the best way to stop students from always talking to each other in class, is to keep asking questions. Then they have nothing to say.'

'Young lady, you're not going anywhere until you clean your lint trap!'

"I wouldn't worry, at his age grunting to communicate is quite normal."

'Adolescents act like babies when they aren't treated like adults!'

A kid like me needs a dad like you! You know. Someone to post bail.

Sugar And Spice And Full On Drama

'Yes, puberty did put me through a lot of stress. . . but it was my daughters puberty.'

'The nightlife around here? Pretty boring if you ask me Dude: My parents are awake...'

"He shows enormous potential."

'My Social Worker said SOCIETY is to blame for my loutish behaviour, which came as an enormous relief to me.'

"Isn't it great? I found little 'Classroom Mode' switches behind their ears."

"I'm sorry, but so far medical science hasn't come up with a cure for adolescence."

The surrendered mom