Pint-sized Ceo Gifts

'That's the first nickel I took in!'

"He likes it."

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

Lemonade Inc.

"I'm starting my own delivery service. Is there anything you want to borrow from my Dad?!"

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

"It's the poor artist who blames his crayons."

"It's from the local micro brewery..."

'My imaginary playmate squealed on me!'

He can't talk yet, but he still gets the last word.

Baby dressed for the opera.

"Sometimes, when business is brisk, I have to settle for no nap at all."

Cat Boss

Tim's marketing solutions

'He's a natural born fisherman.'

'My finger's stopped bleeding. I must have run out of blood.'

'I see you plan to grow by 50 a year!'

'Be careful, Vanessa, I think she's looking for trouble!'

So tell me, Junior.

Haute C. E. O., Business Couture - Lean In.

'May I have a moment of your time? I'd like to tell you about a plan my bank has for your IRA...'

'I'd like you to meet our new programs director.'

"Come pick me up. This is going nowhere,"

"Damn it, Bershire, I've told you to never call me when I'm in my executive ball pit!"

You did a hostile takeover of the corner lemonade stand? Why not? It's operated by Timmy. He's seven. He's a big boy. By seven, I had three ice cream carts. Besides, I made his investors an offer they couldn't refuse. We'll split the six free espressos. Waaaaah!

'...and the Brewery are considering giving you a loyaly card!'

"Of course our products are absolutely safe!

Baby

"I'm not sure if this is getting through and I don't know what time you finish for the day...."

'One day this will all be yours - and I'll be out of the country, and you'll be too young to stand trial.'

'Dad, I need to talk to you about my investment portfolio.'

"I propose we put all our eggs in one basket."

"Want to play company officers and corporate raiders?"

'I know 24 ways to kill a man - add another if I don't get a drink.'

Painting and Decorating